Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

Not to keep harping on perspective or anything...

But... perspective. It's a thing. Use it.

Cheyenne Splendor -- Georgina Gentry

Yup, still here.

Just checking.

Lyon -- Elizabeth Amber

Mulan was a cartoon.

Hair doesn't actually work that way.

Wicked Highlander -- Donna Grant

Foot poppin' in the posies is one thing

But this just seems unstable.

By My Lady's Honor -- Joanna McGauran

There's side boob and there's side boob.

And then there's side boob.

Never Love a Lord -- Heather Grothaus

This author's heroes really shouldn't play with knives

Clearly they can't be trusted.

The Viper -- Monica McCarty

Heeeey batter, batter, batter!

Sssswing, batter!

Claimed by the Highlander -- Julianne MacLean

It was winter. In Scotland. And he still wouldn't cover up.

Pretty sure it went on vacation.

The Highlander's Heart -- Amanda Forester

They couldn't go for something a bit more "realistic"?

Think Deadpool the Video Game levels of "realistic."

Sexy Beast II -- Kate Douglas, Noelle Mack, Kathleen Dante

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Danger's Promise -- Marliss Moon