Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers: Suckling

Suckling

04/30/2012

Got Milk?

Out of a glass or straight from the source, it does a body good.

Fairy Dust -- Tielle St. Clare

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03/12/2012

Awwww, did someone get a widdle boo-boo?

Let me just kiss it and make it better.

Reader submission by Tallahassee East/Monticello KOA
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True Hearts -- Maggie Ferguson

Posted at 03:05 AM in Bastards, Caped Crusaders, Dislocated Members, Dr. Feelgood, Shirtless, Suckling | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)

02/26/2012

I believe that social convention dictates that a kiss is in order

But please, no tongue this time or she'll scratch you with those super-sharp baby nails.

Baby Under the Mistletoe -- Jamie Sobrato

Posted at 11:07 PM in Bastards, Danger, Flat Chested, Gardening, Hairy, Incest, Reluctance, Suckling | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

11/08/2011

Bonds. Baby Bonds.

They had licenses to pacify. Make their breastmilk shaken, not stirred. They were "double" agents.

Get it?

The Baby Bond -- Lilian Darcy

Posted at 10:39 PM in Bastards, Caped Crusaders, Danger, Film/Television, Food and Drink, Hairy, Henchmen, Suckling | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

09/28/2011

I want two Xs and the words "Insert Fangs Here"

That's not too subtle, is it?

Hot Blooded -- Christine Feehan, Maggie Shayne, Emma Holly, Angela Knight

Posted at 02:05 AM in Danger, Death, Film/Television, Food and Drink, Henchmen, Suckling, Supernatural | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

09/19/2011

Your pooch will go from romantic outsider to ménage à canines.

So enroll your dog in Herrmerrn's School of French Kissing for Dogs. And then fucking get in there!

Under Montana Skies --Darlene Graham

Posted at 11:55 PM in Animal Husbandry, Creepy, Dislocated Members, Dr. Feelgood, Flat Chested, Hairy, Henchmen, Reluctance, Suckling, Wolves | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

08/17/2011

Oh. My. God. Rambo... is a chick!

Apparently Rambo's penis is his other vagina.

Apache Tears -- Georgina Gentry

Posted at 10:29 PM in Bucking Bronco, Caped Crusaders, Clothing, Creepy, Danger, Dislocated Members, Film/Television, Food and Drink, Hairy, Moob, Mullet, Shirtless, Suckling, Thigh | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

08/03/2011

When he said he was a "Milk Man," this wasn't what she had in mind.

On the other hand, it made getting a midnight snack a whole lot easier.

The Billionaire Bodyguard -- Sharon Kendrick

Posted at 12:36 AM in Bastards, Caped Crusaders, Dislocated Members, Food and Drink, Henchmen, Moob, Shirtless, Side Boob, Suckling, Thigh | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)

06/20/2011

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach and diarrhea

She shouldn't have *cough cough* overindulged quite so much.

The Fire Inside -- Kat Martin

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06/03/2011

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose...

But you really shouldn't pick your lovers nose... with your tongue. That's just gross!

The Silence of Midnight -- Karen Young

Posted at 12:13 AM in Creepy, Dislocated Members, Food and Drink, Smell, Suckling | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)

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