Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

Someone actually thought this was a good idea

That someone should be fired.

Scarlet -- Tielle St. Clare

A wed wose.

How womantic.

Abiding Love -- Melody Morgan

Smell that? What am I smelling Barry?

Nothing yet, but you wait...

Pride's Master -- Jessica Steel

So much better than the slut of baked bean mountain

This one smells better and comes with a tangy barbecue flavor.

Virgin of Spare Rib Hill -- Craig Barstow

Best Double-Agent operatives ever!

No one suspects babies.

And no one ever checks the dirty diaper for evidence.

Secret Agent Dad -- Metsy Hingle

Déjà vu, too

Uncle Walter and The Wife are at the beach for the weekend and we've decided that instead of working our butts off to post something new and exciting for the next few nights, we'd just repost something. Specifically, something that made us laugh. Hope you enjoy this blast from the past!

Nice, rather interesting cover, right?

Sparkle farts!

The Return of the Prodigal -- Kasey Michaels

Originally posted on Thursday, September 24, 2009

Why so sad, Topaz Man?

Is it your hair? The unibrow?

Or your manly chest pelt getting caught in your chain mail?

Or is it because your character's name is "Urien Fitzroy?"

It's the name, isn't it?

A Warrior's Quest -- Margaret Moore

The environment had yet to recover from the great Olive Oil Spill of '88

It made sex on the beach slimy, sticky, and slippery. But at least it smelled good!

Moonfire -- Linda Lael Miller

How do you get your "Virgin White" so virginal, Miss Lee?

Ancient Virgin Secret!

"We need more pig's blood!"

Ancient Virgin Secret, huh?

For those of you way too young to have any clue what we're referencing, here you go:

The Virgin's Secret -- Victoria Alexander

"English Leather" is supposed to be a scent, not a look

Are you anything but skin cancer at this point?

Apollo's Daughter -- Rebecca Stratton