Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers: Random Wolf Wednesday

Random Wolf Wednesday

03/14/2012

If anyone needs me...

I'll be in the clock tower.

Zombie Moon -- Lori Devoti

Posted at 02:43 AM in Animal Husbandry, Danger, Death, Film/Television, Firearms, Moob, Mullet, Random Wolf Wednesday, Wolves | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)

02/15/2012

Random Wolf Wednesday strikes again.... Wait... Is there a wolf?

Oh, I see. She's having a litter!

Beloved Wolf -- Kasey Michaels

Posted at 03:45 AM in Animal Husbandry, Bastards, Bucking Bronco, Danger, Flat Chested, Hairy, Henchmen, Random Wolf Wednesday | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

01/25/2012

Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink...

I think there's something watching us.

From The Mists of Wolf Creek -- Rebecca Brandewyne

P.S. Yeah, we know we did a "Blink" caption before, but we love that Dr. Who episode.

Posted at 01:19 AM in Creepy, Danger, Death, Dislocated Members, Dr. Feelgood, Film/Television, Random Wolf Wednesday, Separation Anxiety, Shirtless, Supernatural, Wolves | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)

09/19/2011

He has devoted his life to ridding the world of this hideous affliction...

Through dangly-pouch hypnosis, he replaces all thoughts of Bella "Don't Call Me Isabella" Cullen (nee Swan) with that of an innocuous object.

Originally using mushroom ravioli placement, his earlier attempts failed due to addict/subject recognition. Recent test cases, however, have been quite successful.

Twilight Warrior -- Aimee Thurlo

Posted at 12:11 AM in Animal Husbandry, Bastards, Caped Crusaders, Danger, Dr. Feelgood, Film/Television, Firearms, Food and Drink, Henchmen, Random Wolf Wednesday, Reluctance, Separation Anxiety, Shirtless, Supernatural | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

08/16/2011

Goodnight Moon ...Good night man and wolf under the moon

...Goodnight clouds ...Goodnight air ...Goodnight wolves baying everywhere.

Ow-ow-owooooooo!

...And goodnight to the old lady yelling "shut the hell up!"

Shadow of the Moon -- Rebecca York

Posted at 11:14 PM in Animal Husbandry, Film/Television, Hairy, Henchmen, Music, Random Wolf Wednesday, Wolves | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)

06/15/2011

The following takes place between 2:34 PM and 3:04 PM. Or maybe it's AM. Whichever one is the morning one; it's not that one.

Chloe, find out all you can about Uncle Walter. Does somebody know Uncle Walter? I need to get an Uncle Walter bumper sticker!

One Eye Closed -- Karen Whiddon

Posted at 08:59 PM in Caped Crusaders, Danger, Film/Television, Firearms, Henchmen, Random Wolf Wednesday, Wolves | Permalink | Comments (5) | TrackBack (0)

05/24/2011

Random Wolf Wednesday: Game Night Edition

She put an "X" in his center square.

Styx's Storm -- Lora Leigh

Posted at 11:23 PM in Animal Husbandry, Dislocated Members, Film/Television, Moob, Naked, Random Wolf Wednesday, Shirtless, Thigh, Wolves | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

04/26/2011

There they were, frolicking by the sea, playing with his sword...

He, in his finest velvet-trimmed jumper, she playing dress-up in her mommy's favorite gown...

...when BLAM! Random wolf.

AWK-ward!

The Vow -- Juliana Garnett

Posted at 11:32 PM in Animal Husbandry, Clothing, Creepy, Frolicking, Gardening, Hairy, Mullet, Random Wolf Wednesday, Upskirt Men, Wolves | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

03/02/2011

Hey, you kids! Get a room!

You think I wanna see your pasty-white asses bared to the moon? Puh-lease!

Besides, I really don't want my cubs getting their sex education from strangers.

Call of the Moon -- Rhonda Thompson

Posted at 01:09 AM in Animal Husbandry, Dislocated Members, Flat Chested, Frolicking, Hairy, Mullet, Random Wolf Wednesday, Shirtless, Supernatural, Wolves | Permalink | Comments (4) | TrackBack (0)

02/08/2011

I love you honey, but....

on the dog trail you're just extra weight...

or dogfood.

Against All Odds -- Patricia Rosemoor

Posted at 10:22 PM in Animal Husbandry, Danger, Death, Food and Drink, Hairy, Random Wolf Wednesday, Separation Anxiety, Wolves | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)

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