Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

Saving people, hunting things, the family business.

Graveside wedding service.

Supernatural Born Killers -- Casey Daniels

Your constructs are only gonna be as strong as your will, and your will is pathetic!

All you can make are scuba divers!

Pagan Heart -- Rebecca Caine

It's you and me. I know it's my destiny. You're my best friend in a world we must defend.

Pokémon!

The Loner -- Lindsay McKenna

P.S. ...Apparently that's NOT a sphere in his hand? It looked like a sphere. But it was 5 a.m. and I was exhausted and I guess I was seeing things. So this caption makes no sense and the cover is pretty okay. So.... sorry! -- The Wife

There's a time and a place for everything.

This is neither the time nor the place.

Mostly because of the potential to become mountain lion chow.

Spirit of the Mountain -- Fela Dawson Scott

Size doesn't matter, it's how your balls hang that counts.

Either way, she was going to be disappointed.

The Loving Gift -- Carole Mortimer

Is this taking daylight savings and time zone changes into consideration?

Should probably just synchronize to GMT.

Tomorrow Began Yesterday -- Sarah Holland

The scarf and gloves do nothing

But at least part of me is toasty warm.

Bayou Noel -- Alexandra Ivy/Laura Wright

She loves him for that big thing he's got in his tight pants.

...His wallet.

Marry Sunshine -- Anne McAllister

A dog? Really? That's what you see in the clouds?

You're not even trying anymore, are you?

The Challenge -- Susan Kearney

Is her name Rubber Ducky?

Because she makes bath time lots of fun.

Also, when he squeezes her, she makes noise.

Blue Moon -- Dawn Stewardson