Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

It shows us nothing more or less than the deepest, most desperate desire of our hearts.

Apparently she really, really craves meth. 

Sworn -- Emma Knight

She was about to discover that the brain is the sexiest part of the body.

 

Oooooooh, yeah, that'll do it.

Gone With the Nerd -- Vicki Lewis Thompson

She might as well face it: she's allergic to love.

Also, this looks like a Trapper Keeper someone might have had in eighth grade.

Mostly because of the heart shaped spittle.

Hearts on Fire -- Bree Roberts

When good pharmacists go bad...

"I'll make you pay! I'll make you all pay!

For Zyrtec®."

Love in Bloom -- Arlene James

That explains Oz...

It wasn't a dream, it was a bad acid trip.

Cousin Kate -- Georgette Heyer

Looks like you need some Vitamin D.

The "D" is his penis.

Prescribed -- D.D. Parker

That's a Compact Laser Deluxe! Where were you hiding that?

You really don't want to know.

Seducer -- Aubrey Ross

The creepiest blind date ever.

There are plans.

The Best Blind Date in Texas -- Victoria Chancellor

"Wow, I need my glasses" -- Uncle Walter, upon seeing this cover.

Uncle Walter puts on glasses.

"Huh. No, it really is that fuzzy."

The Last Mermaid -- Shana Abe

The K-12 dude. You make a gnarly run like that and girls will get sterile just looking at you.

Oops. Too late.

Do Over -- Niki Burnham