Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers: Death

Death

09/14/2014

Are we just ignoring the fact that he's on fire? Yes?

Okay, then.

Taken by the Ghost -- Jillian Valentine

Posted at 04:37 AM in Danger, Death, Dislocated Members, ebooks, Flamey, Naked, Shirtless | Permalink | Comments (0)

08/29/2014

Don't become a hairless statistic. Wear your safety gear.

Each of the workers in the oil and gas extraction and support industry wears OSHA mandated flame-resistant clothing to prevent their chest hair from being burnt off like what happened here.

Black Gold -- Ruby Laska

Posted at 11:55 PM in Bucking Bronco, Clothing, Danger, Death, Flamey, Moob, Shirtless | Permalink | Comments (0)

08/20/2014

The title wasn't meant to be literal. And now they're out a couple of cover models.

No wonder people are reduced to hitting up their friends and neighbors for help.

Kiss Me Deadly -- Michele Hauf

Posted at 03:46 AM in Danger, Death, Dislocated Members, ebooks, Hairy, Moob, Shirtless | Permalink | Comments (0)

08/10/2014

The ensuing tsunami killed thousands.

Still not as bad as the great honeymoon tidal wave of 2004.

Everlasting -- Kimberly Dean

Posted at 12:35 PM in Death, Frolicking, Naked, Shirtless | Permalink | Comments (0)

08/07/2014

Vampires On Ice was set to be the next big hit, but closed after a single performance.

Should have used an indoor venue.

An Unwanted Hunger -- Ciana Stone

Posted at 04:22 AM in Creepy, Danger, Death, Dislocated Members, ebooks, Flamey, Flat Chested, Frolicking, Moob, Musicals, Shirtless, Side Boob, Supernatural, Thigh | Permalink | Comments (0)

07/27/2014

If he somehow manages not to die this time...

He'll probably just shoot his dick off.

Dead Again -- Tracy Cooper-Posey

Posted at 04:23 AM in Clothing, Danger, Death, Dislocated Members, Firearms, Hairy | Permalink | Comments (0)

07/25/2014

Down time during the zombie apocalypse...

He liked her for her brains.

Emerald Fire -- Julia Grice

Posted at 01:53 AM in Clothing, Creepy, Death, Frolicking, Gardening | Permalink | Comments (0)

07/15/2014

I'm not dead yet!

I feel fine!

Plague of Love -- Morris Fenris & Jasmine Bowen

Posted at 11:11 PM in Clothing, Creepy, Death, ebooks, Film/Television, Hairy, Henchmen, Reluctance | Permalink | Comments (0)

07/01/2014

They liked to live life on the edge.

They weren't living there much longer, though.

In fact, they weren't living any more at all.

Wild Nights -- Tawny Taylor

Posted at 10:45 PM in Animal Husbandry, Danger, Death, Dislocated Members, ebooks, Hairy, Shirtless, Side Boob | Permalink | Comments (0)

06/30/2014

Performance reviews can be murder.

Though for most jobs that's a metaphorical statement.

The Cowgirl's CEO -- Pamela Britton

Posted at 04:37 AM in Clothing, Danger, Death, Dislocated Members, Flat Chested, Frolicking, Hairy, Henchmen | Permalink | Comments (0)

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