Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

Verbal Diarrhea Cowboy

"Red, you may have my gun, and I may be yellow, but I've shat in this creek and I'm up for using a turd for a paddle."

Special Thanks to vamvilis (of The Keep), our First Ever Caption Contest Winner! Vamvilis will receive some really cool Uncle Walter stuff! Wanna win some, too? We still need another caption!

Okay, so yeah, we tweaked it a little. But it's her idea, and her caption. We just liked our alterations a bit better. ;)

Fire In The Dark -- Susan Macias

Enter our Caption Contest!

Come up with the best captions for these two covers, and you could win Uncle Walter stuff!  Enter as many times as you'd like, and send your submissions to [email protected].  The winner will be the first to receive our soon to be available merchandise!

Contest ends on April 26, 2010.

Caption Contest Cover #2

Would you like to win some soon-to-be released Uncle Walter stuff?  Yeah, we know we haven't done it yet, but we're SOOOOO going to make some cups and t-shirts and stuff.  So to give you a chance to win some, we're holding our first ever Caption Contest!  We provide the cover, you provide the witty, funny, groan-out-loud worthy caption, and you get free stuff (in a little while).  What can be better???

C'mon, people!  Send your captions to [email protected]!

Fire in the Dark -- Susan Macias

Caption Contest Cover #1

Would you like to win some soon-to-be released Uncle Walter stuff?  Yeah, we know we haven't done it yet, but we're SOOOOO going to make some cups and t-shirts and stuff.  So to give you a chance to win some, we're holding our first ever Caption Contest!  We provide the cover, you provide the witty, funny, or groan-out-loud worthy caption, and you get free stuff (in a little while).  What can be better???

C'mon, people!  Send your captions to [email protected]!

Heaven's Hero -- Collen Shannon