Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

Boom. Mic drop.

Peace Out.

Happy Fucking New Year -- K.R. Gray

That's it, folks. It's been a great run, but it's time to go.

For continuing Uncle Walter fun, visit us on the Quotes blog.

We can also be found poking fun at comics and UW's poor texting abilities.

Thanks for sharing the journey with us. We've enjoyed it and all of you.

-- Uncle Walter and The Wife

The real magic was inside (his pants) all along.

The magic is his penis.

Or at least his bisected scrotum.

The Magic of You -- Johanna Lindsey

Whatever you're thinking of doing...

It is not a good idea.

Too Sexy For His Stetson -- Mal Olson

Oh, c'mon, break it up!

Don't make me use the spray bottle again!

Make it Rain -- Terri Marie

It's not unusual for ass to be used to sell things.

Just not usually cow ass.

The Australian -- Diana Palmer

Saving people, hunting things, the family business.

Graveside wedding service.

Supernatural Born Killers -- Casey Daniels

It's you and me. I know it's my destiny. You're my best friend in a world we must defend.

Pokémon!

The Loner -- Lindsay McKenna

P.S. ...Apparently that's NOT a sphere in his hand? It looked like a sphere. But it was 5 a.m. and I was exhausted and I guess I was seeing things. So this caption makes no sense and the cover is pretty okay. So.... sorry! -- The Wife

There's a time and a place for everything.

This is neither the time nor the place.

Mostly because of the potential to become mountain lion chow.

Spirit of the Mountain -- Fela Dawson Scott

A dog? Really? That's what you see in the clouds?

You're not even trying anymore, are you?

The Challenge -- Susan Kearney

Never fall for the duck decoy, boys. It's always a trap.

By the time you see the macabre wall of "trophies," it's too late.

Eight Men and a Lady -- Elizabeth Sinclair