Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

Yes, as a matter of fact they were raised in a barn.

It's a family reunion. 

The Road to Reunion -- Gina Wilkins

Organically grown, locally sourced.

Chest hair.

What did you think we meant?

Makebelieve Marriage -- Flora Kidd

Try finding his needle in that haystack.

They'll be picking that stuff out of there for weeks.

Shameless -- Kimberly Raye

The eighties met the nineties...

Things were about to get Physical, but he said Nevermind. 

Blueprint for Rapture -- Lenora Barber

Flying No Class in the socially awkward skies...

The security checks aren't so bad. But splinter removal sucks.

Living Dead in Dallas -- Charlaine Harris

They just rush these things out.

Don't even give them time to finish painting the backdrop.

Home is the Sailor -- Kathryn Blair

Some people just want to watch the world burn...

Literally.

Circle of Fate -- Charlotte Lamb

Whack-a-guy-on-horseback was the giant medieval precursor to whack-a-mole

Not quite as catchy but twice as fun!

Her Love, Her Dragon -- Julia Mills

This is not a drill. Repeat: this is not a drill.

Maximum Pleat Saturation Levels have been reached.

Tell Me a Story -- Dallas Schulze

This is one relationship that won't have a happy ending.

If he's not hanging out with the guys, he's off with his prostitute. And we hear he loves everyone.

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Falling In Love With Jesus -- Dee Brestin & Kathy Troccoli