Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

Performance reviews can be murder.

Though for most jobs that's a metaphorical statement.

The Cowgirl's CEO -- Pamela Britton

It's actually not that bad unless your first glimpse is when you accidentally look at it upside-down.

Then it looks like he was flailing at a dead run when he hit the pole and is about to fall on his face. Which is a lot funnier than it probably should be.

Lucky's Charms -- Becca Jameson, Cherie Nicholls, Emilia Mancini, Lillian Grant, Lynn Lorenz, Monette Michaels, Parker Kincade, Robin Danner, Rosanna Leo, Vanessa North

Is it really necessary to say "don't give a tiger a mohawk?"

Because tigers really don't seem to like mohawks, if this one is to go by.

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Gabby, Angel of God -- Greg Sandora

That new Duchess is a real dog.

No, really.

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The Duchess of Love -- Sally MacKenzie

Uncle Walter had spinal surgery this morning.

As such, there will be no post tonight. Sorry for the inconvenience.

-- The Uncle Walter Team

The hard part is finding a 13 Watt bulb...

But once you do, the children are delicious.

Easy Bake Coven -- Liz Schulte

Anachronism? What anachronism?

 This is totally set in Victorian England.

Totally.

Bridal Favors -- Connie Brockway

Ignoring for a moment that he's a white guy decked out in every "Indian" prop they could find...

...You can't shoot arrows with a spear.

Wolf Shadow -- Madeline Baker

Eat My Shorts.

Literally.

Howling for My Baby -- Beverly Rae

Ready for Porch Pickup, One Free Moses Basket with Hood and Bedding

Must take baby if you want the basket.

On The Doorstep -- Dana Corbit