Build Your Own Girlfriend kit, complete with illustrated instructions... by IKEA.

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03/19/2014

Build Your Own Girlfriend kit, complete with illustrated instructions... by IKEA.

Which explains the shape. Hopefully there aren't a lot of leftover parts.

Pirate Moon -- Kathleen Drymon

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Cherry2000?

Posted by: Matt | 03/25/2014 at 07:54 PM

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