Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

What a nice change of pace!

It's unusual for Achondroplastic adults to find work as romance novel cover models.

My Savage Heart -- Christine Dorsey

Don't you hate it when hair gets on your face and you have to blow it off?

He'd brush it away, but his hand is just too large and unwieldy.

Kindred Spirits -- De Ann Patrick

Cover models are expensive

She can just hug herself.

Hotter Blood -- Jeff Gelb, Michael Garrett

The basic purpose of an undershirt is to absorb your sweat

It’s there to provide a defensive layer between your body and your more expensive clothing. Some guys go without it entirely, these guys are wrong. It’s a basic necessity that keeps the rest of our clothes from getting gross.

Always -- Carol Rose

You can lead Arthur to the stone...

But you can't make him pull out the sword.

Master of the Highlands -- Sue-Ellen Welfonder

The Mother of All Random Wolves

That's it. Everyone else can go home.

Hunting Ground -- Patricia Briggs

Studies in Petulance, Circa 2011

Subjects unknown.

Sweet Revenge & Sweet Justice -- Christy Reece

He doesn't have to outrun the bear...

He just has to outrun her.

Loramendi's Story -- Angela Carlie 

Twist and shout...

And dislocate several of your limbs.

In the Heat of the Night -- Judy Mays

It was winter. In Scotland. And he still wouldn't cover up.

Pretty sure it went on vacation.

The Highlander's Heart -- Amanda Forester