Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

Cover Showdown: Who wore it worse?

Alert reader greenjeans1978 spotted a recycled cover. But not in the "Uncle Walter and The Wife have forgotten to put that cover in the used covers folder and posted it again" way. Rather in the "wait a darn minute here..." kind of way.

So we're having a Cover Showdown! Which book wore it worse? Defiant Spitfire by Kay McMahon:

Or Lord of the Night by Connie Mason:

Vote now!

Defiant Spitfire -- Kay McMahon
Lord of the Night -- Connie Mason

P.S. Apparently we've purchased "Lord of the Night" twice. This one is the Large Print, but we used the "regular print" in our prior post.

This is... Extremely awkward. Really, really awkward.

Is your horse hugging me? Or did Pino just forget the rest of my body? He clearly forgot your spine.

Jade -- Norah Hess

Niche market: Bobble-headed sex dolls

Niche of the niche: partially limbless bobble-headed sex dolls. They sold all of two. To the same guy.

Literotica -- Lori Selke

A romance novel cover is never a Spring. Get the idea out of your head now.

Yellow tones will never make them look anything but jaundiced.

Lord of the Night -- Connie Mason

Sequestration has hit the Texas State Troopers especially hard

The shirt budget was the first to go.

Lone Star Surrender -- Lisa Renee Jones

Of course she's willing. When you're this deformed, you'll take what you can get!

There is not a single part on her body that is properly proportioned. Not to mention that her neck is broken.

The Lady Most Willing -- Julia Quinn, Eloisa James, Connie Brockway

Some people have angels and devils on their shoulders. Me? I've got a wolf.

It occasionally growls.

It's not very helpful.

The Ravening -- Dawn Thompson

The ring, it chose you. Take it... place the ring on the lantern...

Place the ring, speak the oath... great honor... responsibility... fashion sense

Jealousy & A Jewelled Proposition -- Yvonne Lindsay

Hey, this one's not so ba--

Oh dear lor-- that is jus-- THE HAIR.

If He's Sinful -- Hannah Howell

He would only have her body. He would never have her heart, her mind, or her soul.

He could totally respect that.

I Do -- Mimi Riser