Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright

And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight!

Oh, fine! I suppose that dress looks nice on you, too. Though pink is so last season.

Say You Love Me -- Johanna Lindsey

A Child in Need indeed. Of parents who carry quarters.

First World problems.

A Child in Need -- Marion Lennox

"Feed the birds," that's what she cries, while overhead her birds fill the skies.

We don't have any tuppence! We're sorry! We don't have any!

Savage Revenge -- Theresa Scott

I don't care what you name it. You cut that sucker off?

It's not growing back.

Sea Star -- Pamela Jekel

It's like a secret handshake but with more... heart.

It's how we recognize each other.

And chicks seem to like it. If that's your sort of thing.

Secret Life of a Vampire -- Kerrelyn Sparks

Creepy Cat is judging you

And if he finds you lacking...

You're never seen again.

The Missing Brides -- Cindy Holbrook

In honor of the Feast of Alvis there will be no post today

Instead remember what Alvistime is all about.  Drinking... Drinking and revenge.

"Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk." ~ Alvis
 

Episode 21 - Feast of Alvis from Jasmine H on Vimeo.

Someone's getting coal this year

Kicking puppies is a guaranteed spot on the "naughty" list, kid.

Christmas Under Western Skies -- Anna Schmidt, Linda Ford

Next on Modern Marvels: The Mullet

The story of the development of mullets, with particular emphasis on the ones that have profoundly changed society. Beginning with the medieval mullet, we see how it was developed, how it works, and how it led to the Redneck Revolution. 

Lord of Lyonsbridge -- Ana Seymour

Bruce, we have to talk. It's called a secret identity for a reason.

This? This is not subtle.

Plus, you sometimes talk in the Batman voice at dinner parties. Alfred laughs about it behind your back.

The Undead Next Door -- Kerrelyn Sparks