Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers: September 2012

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September 2012

09/30/2012

Are you trying to look unattractive? Yes?

Well, congratulations. You've succeeded admirably.

The Legend of Love -- Nan Ryan

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09/28/2012

Kilts: Some men need the extra room

The rest wear pants.

Leaves extra room for the giant sword.

Seduced by Her Highland Warrior -- Michelle Willingham

Posted at 11:09 PM in Dislocated Members, Moob, Shirtless, Upskirt Men | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

You ever parked your bicycle in an airplane hangar?

Subtle, cover designer. Veeeery subtle.

The Adventures of the Stainless Steel Rat -- Harry Harrison

P.S. Yeah, yeah, not really a romance. Unless you count the crush that The Wife had on Slippery Jim when she was but a girl.

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09/27/2012

Well, performance issues...

Not uncommon, one out of five...

His Only Desire -- Adrianne Lee

Posted at 12:30 AM in Caped Crusaders, Dr. Feelgood, Film/Television, Naked, Shirtless | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

09/25/2012

This was painted during the "Artist's Strike" period.

You can tell by the perspective and the way he just gave up on the whole thing near the end.

Crimson Angel -- Penelope Neri

Posted at 02:54 AM in Animal Husbandry, Clothing, Dislocated Members, Frolicking, Hairy, Reluctance, Shirtless | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

09/24/2012

Jupitearth is her OTP

This is what happens when you spend too much time on Tumblr.

Child of Fortune -- Norman Spinrad

Posted at 01:17 AM in Caped Crusaders, Clothing, Flamey, Frolicking, Hairy, Thigh | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

09/22/2012

So that it does not allow the adults have feces

Isn't that everything you care about?

Lone Star Surrender -- Lisa Renee Jones

Posted at 10:58 PM in Bucking Bronco, Henchmen, Moob, Shirtless, Weird | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

I broke my girlfriend's back accidentally.
Do your have some bacon?
Bacon?
Bacon, That's right.
I have bacon left over from dinner last night.
Rub some bacon on it.
What?
On her back, just do it. Rub some bacon on it.

Because bacon makes everything better. Even spinal injuries.

Delicious Do-Over -- Debbi Rawlins

Posted at 01:29 AM in Dislocated Members, Dr. Feelgood, Flat Chested, Food and Drink, Gardening, Hairy, Mullet, Music, Shirtless | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

09/20/2012

My breasts are full of love and life. My hips are round and well apart.

You will therefore assume the position of a supplicant before this throne.

Love Only Once -- Johanna Lindsey

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09/19/2012

I'm looking for something in green

Something to out-do an ex high school queen

Bitch, please! I look twice as good as you with half as much clothing!

All About Passion -- Stephanie Laurens

Posted at 04:11 AM in Bastards, Clothing, Gardening, Moob, Mullet, Music, Shirtless | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

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