911, what is your emergency?

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09/22/2012

911, what is your emergency?

I broke my girlfriend's back accidentally.
Do your have some bacon?
Bacon?
Bacon, That's right.
I have bacon left over from dinner last night.
Rub some bacon on it.
What?
On her back, just do it. Rub some bacon on it.

Because bacon makes everything better. Even spinal injuries.

Delicious Do-Over -- Debbi Rawlins

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