Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

Well... That was disappointing.

And it does explain the 10 minute annulment.

The Five-Minute Bride -- Leanne Banks

P.S. Sorry for the delay. Bad storms have left us without power and we just got our internet service back up.

Uncle Walter supports Marriage Equality, 100%

For men, women, preternatural beings, and all combinations thereof.

The Vampire's Bride -- Gena Showalter

Most awkward blind date ever!

Run, lady! Run!

Meet Mr. Prince -- Patricia Kay

Come a little bit closer, you're my kind of duck, so big and so strong

Come a little bit closer, I'm all alone and the night is so long.

The Bewitched Viking -- Sandra Hill

Nah, don't worry. It's nothing important.

We've got time to hang out. If they wanted us to actually go anywhere, it would be a green alert!

Red Alert -- Jessica Andersen

I've got my eyes on you

And, seriously, just so you know, you really can't dance.

Reader submission by Tallahassee East/Monticello KOA
Uncle Walter has verified ownership of this book.

Ladykiller -- Sheryl Lynn

We've tried and tried to come up with a pithy caption for this cover...

But all we can think of, with that for a title, is Phil Collins. Maybe we need some Riddel-Out.

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In Too Deep -- Cherry Adair

No Neck and the Crappy Tribal Tattoo

Seriously, we won't even get into the hair.

Passion Untamed -- Pamela Palmer

Oh. Now we just feel bad.

We don't often feel guilty here at Rotten Romance. I mean, the quotes, they're what the author wrote -- how can we feel guilty about commenting on that? The covers? Someone gets paid to design those images, bad or not. But this... this just feels wrong. Because it's not just that the cover is bad (it is). But it's that the child has been so poorly photographed that she looks deformed. Like she has hydrocephaly. Like her head is one giant tumor. It's... just awful. And we're kinda sorry for that.

The Soldier's Secret Daughter -- Cindy Dees

Peadar & the Wolf

He soon got an adorable little purse to carry him in.

Dark Highland Fire -- Kendra Leigh Castle