Instant Dad ~ 2011

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01/25/2012

Instant Dad ~ 2011

1 Medium Grade Fertile Blond Woman
1 Moderately Useful Pickup Line
1 Egg
1 Heaping Spoonful of Baby Batter
6 Cans of Budweiser

Seduce woman with pickup line. Use beer to loosen her up. Verify she does, in fact, contain an egg. After verifying fertility, add baby batter and shake vigorously. Allow to bake for approx 9 months. Voila! Instant Dad, Instant Mom!

Instant Dad -- Raye Morgan

P.S. For recipes of a more edible nature, visit Professor Walter's Recipes of Yesteryear.

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