Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me... queer giraffes.

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11/14/2011

Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me... queer giraffes.

I want my money back.

The Champion -- Carla Capshaw

Posted at 08:09 PM in Animal Husbandry, Bastards, Caped Crusaders, Clothing, Danger, Film/Television, Frolicking, Hairy, Henchmen, Shirtless, Thigh, Upskirt Men | Permalink

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hahaha! that is my absolute favorite line from from one of my absolute favorite movies!

Posted by: Lesley | 11/15/2011 at 05:08 PM

"I love you Spartacus!"

"But I love Philandrea the water girl!"

"But she loves Dorkon the stableboy and Morgoran the butter churner, and Sleestak the reptile tender, and many more! Why can I not have your love?!"

Next up on All My Gladiator Children.

Posted by: Matt | 11/15/2011 at 06:08 PM

@Lesley, I HATE that movie! I watched it when I was 4 months pregnant with The Girl. At the point when Joaquin approaches the king and says "have I missed the battle" and the king says "my son, you've missed the war", I started crying. I have no idea why. And then I just cried for the entire movie. And 30 minutes after. It was TERRIBLE!

Posted by: The Wife | 11/15/2011 at 08:52 PM

@The Wife, it's definitely an emotional movie. The ending makes me cry every time! But there are also funny parts, and Joaquin is the kind of creepy villain I love to hate. Maybe it's worth giving another shot when your hormone levels aren't so high lol :)

Posted by: Lesley | 11/17/2011 at 07:41 PM

I don't think it was particularly sad. I just sort of lost it, for no apparent reason. But... no, sorry, it's been ruined for me. I will never watch it again.

Posted by: The Wife | 11/17/2011 at 10:30 PM

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