He has devoted his life to ridding the world of this hideous affliction...

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09/19/2011

He has devoted his life to ridding the world of this hideous affliction...

Through dangly-pouch hypnosis, he replaces all thoughts of Bella "Don't Call Me Isabella" Cullen (nee Swan) with that of an innocuous object.

Originally using mushroom ravioli placement, his earlier attempts failed due to addict/subject recognition. Recent test cases, however, have been quite successful.

Twilight Warrior -- Aimee Thurlo

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