Rent-A-Chump: For all your Baby Daddy needs

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09/14/2011

Rent-A-Chump: For all your Baby Daddy needs

R-A-C provides easy and affordable brand name Baby Daddies to fill all a woman's unexpected parenting needs. Deluxe models come equipped with jobs, spending money and an exclusive agreement to make talk show appearances for DNA testing. All models come with a "rent-to-own" option, however R-A-C makes no guarantees on any individual Baby Daddy after the initiation of sexual contact.

Temporary Father -- Barbara McMahon

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