Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

Aw, come on! This is the third time this year!

If you don't stop sharing your toupee with your friends at work, we'll never get rid of these damn lice! And I am sick of having to nit-pick!

A Very Special Man -- Marjorie Lewty

He could handle the interest from the woman and the child... even the dogs.

But the stuffed animals were just plain creepy.

He was going to have to stop using Axe®.

Or... maybe he could neutralize it by using Ban® as well?

Falling For Jack -- Trisha David

There is absolutely no excuse for the existance of those pants (or that sweater, for that matter)

For God's sake, the 70s are dead. They've been dead. Can we please let them rot in peace already?

An Ideal Wife -- Betty Neels

Grab the rope! Help me position the claw...

Don't give me that look. You know I play this whenever we come here.

...Just one more dollar and I think I'll have it!

Aw man, another sword! I was really hoping to hook a wench this time.

The Prize -- Martine Berne

Mama! Mama! Help me!

I can't take it offffffffff!!!!

Tall, Dark and Fearless -- Suzanne Brockmann

Sign #1 that your mullet's gone too far: It's bigger than your girlfriend's head.

Sign number two? It's bigger than your own head!

Seriously, though, we're in awe of that mullet. It's so big and curly and round and... mullet-y. She could cut it for him. With her cheekbones.

The Viking Takes a Knight -- Sandra Hill

Uncle Walter Must Die: Otherwise known as "Why are You So Meeeeeeean?!?!?!"

Most people go through their whole lives without engendering such hateful feelings in other people that they receive death wishes. For Uncle Walter, a fairly light-hearted man who likes to laugh and poke fun at the absurd, hateful feelings and death wishes are part of an average day in Romance Land.

He came home to lots of "Who's the good boy? You're the good boy!" and a Congressional Medal of Honor dog collar.

Little did they know that he marked territory for both sides.

Homecoming Hero -- Renee Ryan

Her new Gorilla Glue hairspray certainly had good "hold"

Unfortunately it "held" just a little too well. What was that customer service number again?

Winds of Promise -- Victoria Thompson

Misadventures in Photoshop: Head & Neck Edition

If we have time, we're also going to discuss Color Correction techniques.

Wishes -- Rita Clay Estrada