Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

This is getting to be quite the problem.

One more and we'll officially have to call it an epidemic.

The Conqueror -- Kris Kennedy

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach and diarrhea

She shouldn't have *cough cough* overindulged quite so much.

The Fire Inside -- Kat Martin

I mean, have you ever had a boner with a cup on???

Dressing like a cheerleader, sexy... Dressing like a hockey player with padded pants... not so much.

Power Play -- Deirdre Martin

Sex Education: Trailer Trash Edition

Now with live demonstrations.

The Cowboy's Lover -- Ada Steward

The Stealth Sex was the easy part.

Convincing her she was just getting fat for nine months... Now that was a challenge.

Covert Conception -- Delores Fossen

The following takes place between 2:34 PM and 3:04 PM. Or maybe it's AM. Whichever one is the morning one; it's not that one.

Chloe, find out all you can about Uncle Walter. Does somebody know Uncle Walter? I need to get an Uncle Walter bumper sticker!

One Eye Closed -- Karen Whiddon

One, two, Freddy's cumming for you.

Fedoras are just so hot.

Seduce Me in Dreams -- Jacquelyn Frank

This cover is as hopeless as Liam Neeson trying to play an American cowboy

Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi. The land's gonna be tough to traverse.

And that river's gotta be 50, 60 meters wide, and God knows how many fathoms. To hell with parliamentary procedure -- we've got to wrangle up some cattles.

Rough Wrangler, Tender Kisses -- Jill Gregory

A rose definitely doesn't smell as sweet after it's pulled out of your ass

It took doctors two hours to extricate it, and that after her own attempts resulted in nothing but a slit wrist and arterial spray.

It was weeks before she was able to resume her normal horsey-riding activities.

A Hint Of Wicked -- Jennifer Haymore

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Cheyenne Sunrise -- Constance O'Banyon