Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

When he'd said he was "hung like a horse," this wasn't what she had in mind.

The perspective might have done him some good except he blew it in his excitement to make something bigger... and the print won out. 20% larger print, 80% smaller penis.

Intimate Betrayal -- Adrienne Basso

She chose the worst time to wear the world's most abosorbant sanitary napkin

And yet another ship falls victim to the red tide.

Pacific Aphrodite -- Madeleine Ker

Bad Boys of the Oregon Trail, popping wheelies and riding recklessly

Their accidents are always causing back-ups and the next thing you know everyone's died of dysentery.

Spirit of the Mist -- Janeen O'Kerry

"For the last time, Hide and Go Seek is not a good way to relieve pre-wedding jitters!"

"Now come back here and put your clothes on!"
I need to go back to being a Manny. Kids are a lot more mature.

Bodyguard to the Bride -- Dani Sinclair

He was gonna rid the west of every damn Cyberman there was!

But first he had to hit a few pawn shops, buy up some scrap gold, melt it down and mold it into bullets. Sheesh. No wonder the Cybermen always seemed to win.

24 Karat Ammunition -- Joanna Wayne

How can you tell if your boyfriend is cheesing? 1. He seems distant, preoccupied. 2. His face smells like cat urine...

You might also notice by certain phrases he says to his friends, such as "Hey, let's go cheese." or "Do you feel like cheesing, guys?" or "Dude, I'm cheesing my f-ing brains out right now."

Familiar Showdown -- Caroline Burnes

Major Boobage
Tags: SOUTH
PARKmore...

Tramp Stamp: You're Doing It Wrong

Finding "Hazardous Materials" printed on his ass is a bit worrisome, too...

U.S. Male -- Kristin Hardy

Random Wolf Wednesday: Game Night Edition

She put an "X" in his center square.

Styx's Storm -- Lora Leigh

Any longer than that and the tomatoes would start rotting...

Then you get fruit flies. And they are such a pain in the ass to get rid of!

Hers For the Weeend -- Tanya Michaels

Wow, what a pussy.

I could barely even keep up he was spilling the beans so fast.

Highland Barbarian -- Hannah Howell