The marks on my back? No, no, of course I wasn't with another woman!

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03/13/2011

The marks on my back? No, no, of course I wasn't with another woman!

"I was... Uh... Scratching my back! Yes, that's it! With my sword! No, really! Like this, see?"

*A few moments tick by*

"Um... Yeah... I think it might be a good idea if you called 911 now."

Surrender to an Irish Warrior -- Michelle Willingham

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"You know that spot you can't reach that drives you nuts when it itches? Yeah that's what happened when I stuck myself in the back with my sword."

Posted by: Matt | 03/14/2011 at 05:42 AM

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