So easy even a defrosted caveman can do it

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01/28/2011

So easy even a defrosted caveman can do it

Strangulation. What did you think we meant? Make a movie with Pauly Shore?

Prince of Time -- Rebecca York

Posted at 02:59 AM in Danger, Death, Film/Television, Hairy, Henchmen, Moob, Reluctance, Shirtless, Weird | Permalink

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She must have wanted some cave dude nookie as I don't know of any woman who wears a coat directly over a bra without thermals and a shirt overtop of the bra.

Too bad he broke her neck in his caveman rough sex fantasy.
She didn't know the safeword of "Graaaagh!"

Posted by: Matt | 02/01/2011 at 05:38 PM

"She was so easy a caveman could do her."

Posted by: Matt | 02/01/2011 at 05:40 PM

Get molested by a caveman - Win a free vacation!

Posted by: Matt | 02/01/2011 at 05:44 PM

THIS isn't the caption contest. :-P

I read a book where the woman was... pleasured... by an icicle. That would work better than popsicles, I think. Less sticky.

Posted by: The Wife | 02/02/2011 at 02:25 AM

There's a Tori Amos song titled 'Icicle' that fits that line of thinking.
The song is horribly dijointed.
But the words are hysterical.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hka1lqpqeMs
"FEEEL the word!"
heh heh heh...

Posted by: Matt | 02/02/2011 at 02:56 PM

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