Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

Every little thing she does is magic, everything she does just turns me on

Unfortunately, I've had to resort to subterfuge and sleep levitation. Damned Restraining Order!

His Magic Touch -- Stella Cameron

If at first you don't succeed...

Try...

Try Again.

A Perfect Hero -- Samantha James

With great mustache, comes great responsibility!

And a subscription to Grape Soda Today.

Topaz -- Beverly Jenkins

Oh, no you don't! You're not getting away from me this time, bitch!

Do you know how many women wear a size 7 1/2?!?!?!

A Kiss At Midnight -- Eloisa James

Puerto Rico is everything you said it was and more. Ulla and I think of you every chance we get.

In the morning, when we have breakfast on our terrace, many different herrings.  And in the evening, when we samba together in the moonlight.
Sorry, must run.  Ulla's waiting, it's almost eleven.

Betrayed -- Hebby Roman

Who wears short kilts?

Generally not the Irish. At least not until the late 19th, early 20th century. Next time, Pino, check wikipedia.

(What do we mean? Here's what the back says: "He was the O'Neill, or so claimed those expecting him to drive the English from Ireland's shores." Inside: "Ireland May 1575.")

Lord of the Isle -- Elizabeth Mayne

When you sign the lease, beware the small print.

You might be stuck with a tiny nutcracker armed with a pike. And he's fresh out of nuts.

Rent-A-Wife -- Rachael Lindsey

Listen up, Rookie!

I'll follow the red crayon down into the canyon. You take the blue. Any questions? No? Good. Now bring me a cookie! And my dolly!

Special Agent Nanny -- Linda O. Johnston

Hava nagila, Hava nagila

Hava nagila v'nismeḥa!

Shadows of the Heart -- Tracy Grant

Random Wolf Wednesday: Now with less wolf!

They searched high and low, but it was nowhere to be found.

Tall, Dark and Wolfish -- Lydia Dare