Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

What do you mean, "she's too young"?! I thought she was 18!

Well hell...

What is the minimum age for an abortion?

The Lionhearted Cowboy Returns -- Patricia Thayer

Gay cowboys need love, too.

There's really nothing funny about it.  He's a proud member of the International Gay Rodeo Association, living up to their mission of "promoting, in a positive way, the GBLTQ country western lifestyle."

Stolen Memories -- Kelsey Roberts

It's my tepee and I'll cry if I want to

You would cry to if it happened to you.  And by "it" we mean a swift knee to the balls.

Tears Like Rain -- Connie Mason

So easy even a defrosted caveman can do it

Strangulation.  What did you think we meant?  Make a movie with Pauly Shore?

Prince of Time -- Rebecca York

No posts tonight!

Uncle Walter is without power and is rather loathe to fire up the generator simply to update the blogs.  In other words, as much as he loves all of his fans, it's freaking cold outside, people, and a warm bed with a warm Wife in it is a bit more tempting right now.  He's sure you understand.

I knew then that "w-a-t-e-r" meant the wonderful cool something that was flowing over my hand.

I knew then that "c-o-c-k" meant the hot, hard something that was thrusting into my other hand.

Surrender -- Heather Graham

(With our deepest apologies to Helen Keller. We just couldn't help it.)

He was going to slip his dart in between a couple of more balloons tonight.

Although he was rather hopeful that they wouldn't pop this time.

The Right Choice -- Karen Drogin

Got a problem? Odds against you? Forgot your wallet?

Call the Equalizer.  This one's on him.

Hero For Hire -- Laura Kenner

I thought the hat, striped shirt and glasses would help him stand out!

Damnit, Waldo! Where are you?!?!

Finding His Child -- Tracy Montoya

Micro Porn -- Swinging in the Rain

Filmed before a live studio audience.

Cherish the Night -- Penelope Neri