I knew then that "w-a-t-e-r" meant the wonderful cool something that was flowing over my hand.

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01/25/2011

I knew then that "w-a-t-e-r" meant the wonderful cool something that was flowing over my hand.

I knew then that "c-o-c-k" meant the hot, hard something that was thrusting into my other hand.

Surrender -- Heather Graham

(With our deepest apologies to Helen Keller. We just couldn't help it.)

Posted at 11:03 PM in Animal Husbandry, Dislocated Members, Flat Chested, Frolicking, Hairy, Henchmen, Moob, Musicals, Naked, Shirtless, Thigh, Topaz Man | Permalink

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The lady does appear to be quite lacking in the eyesight department.
She's not even looking at him.
Boy is she gonna be surprised later.

Posted by: Matt | 01/27/2011 at 03:59 PM

It also seems like that bird is flying strategically, or at least angled in what could be an awkward direction.

Posted by: The Wife | 01/29/2011 at 02:22 AM

The figures are spaced such that he's about a foot and a half to her right.

Posted by: Matt | 01/29/2011 at 04:59 PM

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