What did you <i>think</i> Santa did the rest of the year?

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12/23/2010

What did you think Santa did the rest of the year?

Taking advantage of the lack of international law, Santa supplements his non-profit gift-giving with his for-profit trade in human trafficking. Gotta feed all those elves somehow!

A Husband For Christmas -- Paula Tanner Girard
A Daddy For Christmas -- Pamela Browning, Rebecca Winters, Jule McBride
A Mommy For Christmas -- Cathy Gillen Thacker

Posted at 11:05 PM in Bastards, Clothing, Creepy, Dislocated Members, Flamey, Flat Chested, Food and Drink, Hairy, Henchmen, Religion, Separation Anxiety, Supernatural, Weird | Permalink

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*singing, terribly*
I... saw mommy *censored* Santa Claus, underneath the mistletoe last night..

Posted by: Matt | 12/27/2010 at 02:41 PM

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