Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers: November 2010

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November 2010

11/20/2010

Well, there once were two cowboys all alone out on the trail

They discovered they could sleep with another male...

His Secret Life -- Debra Webb

Posted at 10:46 PM in Bucking Bronco, Film/Television, Flamey, Frolicking, Henchmen, Music, Shirtless | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)

11/19/2010

The Devil went down to Arkansas, he was looking for a soul to steal

First time around Rosemary had a girl. Rules of primogeniture wouldn't let her take over Hell, but now he was going to get his heir! You know he's Satan -- look at that mustache!

Bittersweet Sacrifice -- Bay Matthews

Posted at 08:36 PM in Bastards, Danger, Death, Film/Television, Flamey, Flat Chested, Hairy, Henchmen, Music, Religion, Separation Anxiety, Supernatural | Permalink | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0)

11/18/2010

I like big butts and I cannot lie

I'm tired of magazines sayin' flat butts are the thing, I want a rear with a Victorian swing.

Seducing an Angel -- Mary Balogh

Posted at 08:00 PM in Clothing, Dislocated Members, Music, Side Boob | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)

11/17/2010

Looks like he's up Wolf Creek without a paddle

He was fleeing from his lupine stalker.

From the Mists of Wolf Creek -- Rebecca Brandewyne

Posted at 08:01 PM in Animal Husbandry, Creepy, Danger, Moob, Random Wolf Wednesday, Reluctance, Shirtless, Wolves | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

11/16/2010

New to Whole Foods, for all the "Crunchies" out there...

A 100% organic and bio-degradable parent.

A Natural Father -- Sarah Mayberry

Posted at 08:00 PM in Bastards, Flat Chested, Food and Drink | Permalink | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0)

11/15/2010

Hurry! He's crowning!

This baby will NOT be born a bastard!

Race to the Altar -- Judy Duarte

Posted at 08:00 PM in Bastards, Clothing, Dr. Feelgood, Side Boob, Weddings | Permalink | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0)

11/14/2010

I really hope they included a gift receipt...

Because this is not the right gift for Uncle Walter. The Wife, maybe. But not UW.

Unwrapped -- Nina Bangs, Claudia Dain, Shurl Henke

Posted at 10:26 PM in Moob, Naked, Shirtless | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)

11/13/2010

Getting in and out of sticky situations!

Now he's on a romance cover! MacGruber!

Prince of Thieves -- Saranne Dawson

Posted at 09:29 PM in Danger, Film/Television, Flat Chested, Mullet, Music, Shirtless, Thigh | Permalink | Comments (4) | TrackBack (0)

11/12/2010

Wow... California's slutty!

And soon they will bid goodbye to another majestic endangered species.

Last Virgin in California -- Maureen Child

Posted at 10:33 PM in Dislocated Members, Flat Chested, Frolicking | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Even he looks confused

Late one night in the middle of the day an oxy-moron came out to play.

Dark Light -- Jayne Castle

Posted at 07:18 AM in Creepy, Flamey, Frolicking, Gardening, Hairy, Supernatural | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

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