Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

Forget the teenage wannabes... here's how you can tell a real Emo...

They just don't care when a woman touches their junk.

Reader submission by "Bob Johnson" who has asked to remain anonymous due to association with this in some way.
Uncle Walter cannot verify ownership of submissions, but he'll take your word for it. 

Moment of Truth --  Maggie Price

It's every lawman's worst dream

To be forever cursed with a handlebar mustache.

Lockhart's Nightmare -- Wayne Barton & Stan Williams

The Scottish nobles wouldn't wait for the revolutionaries -- they decapitated themselves.

It was all for the good of the horses.

The Hawk -- Monica McCarty

The real reason Sarah Jane Smith left...

She came home with a blanket, a note, a sonic screwdriver, a little "surprise" -- and a promise that he'd return sometime last week.

The Doctor's Secret Baby -- Teresa Southwick

After poisoning the pilots, he was sure he would be rid of that damned baby

But not only did he survive, he came back looking for revenge... and a sippy cup.

The Boss's Baby Surprise -- Lilian Darcy

The real reason Edward liked Bella...

He had a thing for drapery.

That Scandalous Evening -- Christina Dodd

Is that your catheter?

Or are you just happy to see me?

A Thanksgiving to Remember -- Margaret Watson

Happy Thanksgiving to all our readers in the USA!

I have seen gigilo pants before, Buster!

But I have to admit that the gigilo loin-cloth is a new one for me.

Cherokee Storm -- Janelle Taylor

Making an authentic "Prairie" edition of Playboy proved to be harder than they expected

First, off to the photo location via Conestoga wagon.

Then models had to hold their poses for five minutes, any longer and they would be overexposed and you wouldn't want that.

Defiant Hearts -- Melody Morgan

Don't tell our families or our friends. Say one word and this thing ends.

It's true, cuz I'm prettier than you.

The Glass Slipper -- Linda O. Johnston