Forget the teenage wannabes... here's how you can tell a real Emo...
They just don't care when a woman touches their junk.
Reader submission by "Bob Johnson" who has asked to remain anonymous due to association with this in some way. Uncle Walter cannot verify ownership of submissions, but he'll take your word for it.
Moment of Truth -- Maggie Price
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"Alright! A flight sim!" she gleefully yelled, her hands sensuously gripping the joystick and throttle.
"Joystick not plugged in." the screen said.
"USB drivers not installed." it further blabbed.
"Fatal error in memory address IEEE x13380e..." her eyes glazed over.
And once she was unconscious, he disengaged her hands from his manhood and dragged her off to his lair.
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"Alright! A flight sim!" she gleefully yelled, her hands sensuously gripping the joystick and throttle.
"Joystick not plugged in." the screen said.
"USB drivers not installed." it further blabbed.
"Fatal error in memory address IEEE x13380e..." her eyes glazed over.
And once she was unconscious, he disengaged her hands from his manhood and dragged her off to his lair.
Posted by: Matt | 12/03/2010 at 11:04 AM