Fabio liked to frolic with the little woman before he made his new pair of boots.
Swan Road -- Rebecca Brandewyne
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Or he was going to make one heck of a large - what's that thing called? The pubic toupee? Begins with an M I think. It's too late to do that. Think I mean.
Posted by: Deanatroi | 08/30/2010 at 02:03 AM
D, you mean he's Merkin Man?
Posted by: Matt's Sis | 08/30/2010 at 05:12 AM
Why does he have a tiny axe stuck up his butt?
Posted by: Matt | 08/30/2010 at 05:52 PM
I must be blind -- I don't see that...
Posted by: The Wife | 08/30/2010 at 09:21 PM
It's right above the tiny horse about to bite his ankle.
Posted by: Matt | 08/31/2010 at 05:55 PM
No, Matt, sorry -- that's not up his butt. THIS: http://www.geriadtric.com/2010/08/im-gonna-sneak-up-and-shove-this-stick-up-his-bum.html is something up someone's butt.
Posted by: The Wife | 08/31/2010 at 10:05 PM
The only way for that axe to stay in that angle is if it is uncomfortably stuck somewhere.
Most axes were hung from a ring like the hammer holder on a carpenters belt.
Posted by: Matt | 09/02/2010 at 02:48 PM
I dunno. It just looks like it's hanging on his hip. But maybe I'm just too blown away by stick-up-the-bum guy...
Posted by: The Wife | 09/02/2010 at 08:54 PM
And once again, he's wearing pants of Bisecting.
Posted by: Matt | 09/08/2010 at 09:58 AM
I accidentally re-bought another copy of this book. Up until that point, I'd totally missed something! Fabio has a *mustache*!!!
Posted by: The Wife | 01/15/2011 at 09:27 AM