We're giving it a *little* more time. Please, please, PLEASE submit some captions?
We just aren't feeling the ones that we've gotten so far. So give it just a little bit more effort and we'll be eternally grateful! Who wouldn't want Uncle Walter's gratitude?
The Lady and the Texan -- Bobbi Smith
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Squeeze the fruit gently to determine ripeness.
After determining ripeness, bring fruit to checkout to purchase.
Any questions?
Uh.. she's not fruit.. sir? SIR!
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You see, what happened was....
Hey! Everyone was doing it! I was just a girl!
Posted by: Jain Daire | 07/16/2010 at 11:02 AM
Caption: Rhonda thought Cowboy Dance Class would be fun
Until Butch Deadlift decided to do the Fireman's Do-Si-Do
Posted by: Karla | 07/16/2010 at 03:21 PM
She was peeing on the crowds below at the local all.
Until security caught her in the act.
Posted by: Matt | 07/17/2010 at 07:05 PM
"I admit that I'm not even trying with women anymore."
"I can see that! You're simply gonna haul me away!"
Posted by: Matt | 07/19/2010 at 08:02 PM
I'm sorry but your husband lost you in high stakes poker. You're mine now. All mine! (leer)
Now I'll finally have help picking out fabric for my vests and get the cabin spotless!
Posted by: Deanatroi | 07/20/2010 at 12:21 AM
Tired of the same old dating scene?
Tired of creepy guys walking up out of teh blue to offer shoulder massages?
Then try all new Damitol!
"*oof!* I took Damitol, and now I don't give a damn at all!"
Posted by: Matt | 07/25/2010 at 07:50 PM
*To the old Crest Gel commercial circa 1980's*
"The Caption Creeps are attacking!" -Caption Gel crewmember
"We make holes in captions! We make holes in captions!" -Caption Creeps.
"Send in the power of Caption Gel!"
Posted by: Matt | 07/28/2010 at 06:27 PM
"Fifteen dollars for sex isn't normal, but with Tex it is!"
Bad reference to the following ad campaign:
http://bigmentaldisease.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/meth_ads.jpg
Posted by: Matt | 08/03/2010 at 11:47 AM
Squeeze the fruit gently to determine ripeness.
After determining ripeness, bring fruit to checkout to purchase.
Any questions?
Uh.. she's not fruit.. sir? SIR!
Posted by: Matt | 08/20/2010 at 08:36 PM