Seriously, we haven't gotten many submissions this time. Are you guys just not interested? Personally we think it's a pretty bad cover and it could use some mocking. We've got some Uncle Walter stuff just waiting to be mailed out to our next winner. We need some more ideas! Talk about his weird, bulgy body; or maybe his other bulge in those tights; his gold armband; her body suit; how ugly she is... Something! Anything! A little blurb for the top, something more in depth for the bottom, and you get some free stuff! We know you can do it. We have faith.
Enter as many times as you'd like. Submit anything you want, clean or dirty or anywhere in between. Use any source or reference that catches your fancy or just use your imagination. Anything that makes Uncle Walter and The Wife laugh out loud, smack their respective foreheads, or groan is a winner. Email us, post your submissions at our forum, or leave them in our comments section! Contest ends on July 1, 2010.
Ascendant Sun -- Catherine Asaro
I can't speak for the rest of the readers but I can't think of anything funny to say here, even if it IS a horrible cover. That's why I read this blog, because Uncle Walter is so funny! If it was easy we'd all be able to do this :)
Posted by: Laura | 06/24/2010 at 01:22 PM
"Hmm...Chest 42, Waist 34, Crotch 42. Impressive. But that razor-sharp abdomen is a deal-breaker."
(I got nuthin')
Posted by: Karla | 06/24/2010 at 03:21 PM
When golden showers go wrong: explaining the acid burns on his neck from the Skolian princess peeing on him during a partty.
Posted by: Matt | 06/24/2010 at 05:47 PM
We're making some progress! We just need to get a something. Because the one that's in the running right now is probably not going to go over as well with the readers. ;)
Posted by: The Wife | 06/25/2010 at 06:49 AM
She had finally noticed him!!
Steroids, spray painted abs and three rolled up socks seemed to be working.
Posted by: Cheshire-Cat | 06/25/2010 at 08:06 AM
Why the frown?
300 called. They want their spray-on physique back.
Posted by: Jain Daire | 06/26/2010 at 12:13 AM
I dunno, he looks REALLY uncomfortable, and she looks like she's enjoying it.
Posted by: Matt | 06/26/2010 at 07:08 PM
This looks like the future equivalent of sneaking into your house at three in the morning after banging your girlfriend for several hours only to have your wife snap the lights on in humiliating satisfaction upon catching you.
His hands say he just dropped something.
Only in this case, the girlfriend is some hideous alien spawn that may or may not implant an egg in his gut during the shagging.
Posted by: Matt | 06/27/2010 at 09:32 AM
She just couldn't figure out why she was still single.
"Maybe it's my night-light."
Posted by: redplanet | 06/27/2010 at 10:45 PM
Look out, lady! He's about to go supernova!
Posted by: redplanet | 06/27/2010 at 10:47 PM
It was how she plugged her nightlight in that scared the men away.
Posted by: Matt | 06/28/2010 at 10:57 AM
Bon Jovi was nervous...
This wasn't what he had expected for his come-back video...
Posted by: Cheshire-Cat | 06/30/2010 at 08:04 AM