A bit of a different flavor from our last contest cover. Something a bit more... traditional? We'll let you decide. If you come up with something funny to say (a header and something to go under one or both covers), you'll get some Uncle Walter stuff! All the really cool kids are into Uncle Walter. And being cool is what counts. So get those creative juices (*snicker*) flowing, and caption this sucker!
Enter as many times as you'd like. Submit anything you want, clean or dirty or anywhere in between. Use any source or reference that catches your fancy or just use your imagination. Anything that makes Uncle Walter and The Wife laugh out loud, smack their respective foreheads, or groan is a winner. Email us, post your submissions at our forum, or leave them in our comments section! Contest ends on July 15, 2010.
No my sweet bell - don't jump!
Let me help you...
Posted by: Cheshire-Cat | 07/01/2010 at 09:02 AM
Should I or shouldn't I? he pondered.
Damn I didn't pay up the life insurance on her!
Posted by: Deanatroi | 07/01/2010 at 10:48 PM
She had quite the monkey on her back.
But then again, so did he.
Posted by: redplanet | 07/01/2010 at 11:44 PM
She thought it would come in handy to have a man grafted onto her shoulders...
But when her turn came, she realized what an ass he'd become.
Posted by: redplanet | 07/01/2010 at 11:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVdhZwK7cS8
To the above tune chorus:
"If you like penis alotta, and getting stuffed in the face." cover
"Then I'm the creep that you've looked for, so come with me and get raped." insert.
Notice she doesn't look too worried.
I suspect roleplaying.
Posted by: Matt | 07/02/2010 at 11:49 AM
I think caption contests result in "performance anxiety" for comment posters.
This is apparently not a problem he shares... they never do between the pages.
Posted by: Matt's Sis | 07/03/2010 at 03:38 AM
Ah, so our intrepid caption character is an exhibitionist?
Posted by: Matt | 07/03/2010 at 01:59 PM
Aren't there a little too many stars on that American flag?
Happy 4th of July everyone! One of two favorite holidays for my dog and my husband! They both LOVE fireworks!
Posted by: Deanatroi | 07/03/2010 at 10:59 PM
The Little Rascals: All Growed Up.
Darla was about to find out exactly WHY they STILL called him "Spanky" aftter all these years.
Posted by: Matt | 07/04/2010 at 09:46 AM
Tramping out the trash.
Now with 50% more tramps!
Posted by: Matt | 07/09/2010 at 11:55 AM
She's at the thirty, the twenty, the the and OOOOH!
SACKED by the booty bandit!
Posted by: Matt | 07/09/2010 at 11:56 AM