Yeah, we know this is probably not a romance novel, but the cover is so horrible that we couldn't resist. This one's been sitting on our shelf for quite some time, and we've yet to be able to come up with something truly fitting. So have at it, kiddos! If you win, you'll get some neat Uncle Walter stuff -- which, as we know, all the cool kids have. And don't you want to be a cool kid?
Enter as many times as you'd like. Submit anything you want, clean or dirty or anywhere in between. Use any source or reference that catches your fancy or just use your imagination. Anything that makes Uncle Walter and The Wife laugh out loud, smack their respective foreheads, or groan is a winner. Email us, post your submissions at our forum, or leave them in our comments section! Contest ends on July 1, 2010.
Ascendant Sun -- Catherine Asaro
Okay I can't win twice but I just have to chime in on this one. I can just see Conan O'brien using this in one of his skits...
In The Year 10,000 -
Spandex will be the new clothing of choice, head transplants will be all the rage, mullets make a shocking come-back and a man will be judged on just how many gold cuffs he can wear at one time.
Posted by: Cheshire-Cat | 06/16/2010 at 08:00 AM
Well, I have to admit -- you CAN win twice. But you have to give us time to order more stuff. Right now we only have 2 things. :-P
Posted by: The Wife | 06/16/2010 at 10:09 AM
I'm just trying to figure out what Brooke Shields is doing on the cover... it looks like she is too.
Posted by: Matt's Sis | 06/16/2010 at 08:46 PM
He has quite an impressive package there. All that goes through my head is Olivia Newton-John's "Physical" song.
He reminds me of the guys who did magic with the tigers. Oh what the heck are their names? SIGFRIED AND ROY!! Those are the ones. He looks like one of them. As they are now. Old.
Posted by: Deanatroi | 06/17/2010 at 01:49 AM
My 7 year old says: It looks like he KNOWS that he's on a cover and is posing for it. Or maybe he's staring into the sun.
Posted by: The Wife | 06/17/2010 at 11:38 AM
So you'll not be needing the corset, then?
Because you give concave a whole new definition.
Posted by: Jain Daire | 06/17/2010 at 02:41 PM
He wondered: "How much did those things cost?"
She wondered: "How much did that thing cost?"
Posted by: Interrobang | 06/19/2010 at 05:03 AM
He'd never tell her where her joy buzzer panties went!
But SHE had the remote control set to "liquefy".
Posted by: Matt | 06/21/2010 at 12:34 PM
Oh god Matt! That reminds me of "The Ugly Truth"!! Just watched that the other night. That scene was ROARING!
Posted by: Deanatroi | 06/21/2010 at 09:38 PM
Careful, lady...looks like he's about to go supernova.
Posted by: sunshynegrll | 06/22/2010 at 12:15 PM
The look on his face just spoke that seen to me.
"OH GOD! She hit the button!"
And now she'll wait.
The Drew Carey show, where Mimi has the squirming panties?
And somebody has the remote?
THAT is the look on his face.
Posted by: Matt | 06/22/2010 at 01:30 PM