Never hire a hairdresser as a Mohel

They always take off too much and they expect to keep the tip.

Thanks to all our readers who made great submissions!  The winner of the contest is one of our regulars, Deanatroi.  The caption's not entirely hers, but she gave us the idea, so she gets the credit.  Deanatroi is going to receive some very cool Uncle Walter stuff!  Stay tuned for our next caption contest, and don't forget to enter as many times as you want.  We need all the help we can get!  ;)

Heaven's Hero -- Colleen Shannon

P.S. Uncle Walter & The Wife are opposed to the practice of Routine Infant Circumcision. We are not making a joke of circumcision, we are illustrating its absurdity.