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Plus, if you come up with the very best caption, we'll give you Uncle Walter stuff! What could be better? Who could live (happily, at least) without Uncle Walter gear?
gives new meaning to "The Gay Blade"
Posted by: Deanatroi | 04/27/2010 at 01:29 AM
We already used a "zorro the gay blade" reference.
Posted by: The Wife | 04/27/2010 at 07:52 AM
She said her name was William Wallace.
From the timbre of her voice, I believed her.
Posted by: Matt | 04/27/2010 at 12:07 PM
She wanted his clothes, he wanted her sheath.
A match made by skynet.
Posted by: Matt | 04/27/2010 at 02:25 PM
We're getting there! I can feel it! :D
Posted by: The Wife | 04/27/2010 at 04:43 PM
I can feel it, shaving in the air at night, oh Lord..
Posted by: Matt | 04/27/2010 at 08:22 PM
Just call her "Lady Gillette" for that close shave.
Posted by: Deanatroi | 04/27/2010 at 11:30 PM
CAN HEAVEN WAIT?
Take care fair lady. My belt is buckled 4 notches too tight. One prick will blow us both to kingdom come.
Posted by: vamvilis | 04/28/2010 at 12:30 AM
She wanted his heart...and knew just where to cut to get to it
Posted by: vamvilis | 04/28/2010 at 12:32 AM
and a shout out to Bryan Adams...
She cuts with a knife, but it feels so right
Posted by: vamvilis | 04/28/2010 at 12:34 AM
"Lass, if you think that's long and hard, wait until I show you what I've got a'hiding in my breeks."
Posted by: MistressoftheKeep | 04/28/2010 at 06:26 PM
"Now come, Lass. You KNOW that's not the sword I wanted ye tae grab."
Posted by: MistressoftheKeep | 04/28/2010 at 06:29 PM
(not a caption)
KEEPers in the house!!
Most excellent Mistress of the KEEP! Looks like we're playing dueling banjos, the caption edition
(caption)
Lay down the sword sweet angel, and I'll take us to heaven.
Posted by: vamvilis | 04/28/2010 at 09:11 PM
Bored much?
(caption revision)
Lay down your weapon sweet angel, only my sword can take you to heaven.
Posted by: vamvilis | 04/28/2010 at 10:10 PM
"Ok ok! I get the point! Tomorrow YOU can be the damsel in distress!"
Posted by: Deanatroi | 04/28/2010 at 11:32 PM
Identity theft, medieval style.
Posted by: Matt | 04/29/2010 at 10:23 AM
She already sliced off his lips; the nipples were next.
Posted by: Patsy | 04/29/2010 at 04:23 PM
Someone took the tarot reading too seriously. The Queen of Sword. Of course which one is the real Queen?
Posted by: Deanatroi | 04/29/2010 at 11:41 PM
See - we think we're funny. We're just not Uncle Walter and Wife funny!
Posted by: Deanatroi | 04/29/2010 at 11:43 PM
Awkward moments at the condo laundry, renfair style.
"Lady, I swear it' not what you think!"
"Unh-hunh.. sure, you're wearing my tunic, hose, AND shoes. What ELSE of mine are you wearing?"
And with the deftness of well practiced skill, she cut the front of the trousers open to reveal her prized neuticles.
Posted by: Matt | 04/30/2010 at 10:25 AM
Well... we're supposed to end the contest tomorrow. A couple of these have VERY good promise. They're... close! They're just not quite right. What to do, what to do?
Posted by: The Wife | 05/02/2010 at 09:07 AM
Let's be honest -- we're not always funny. But we know you guys are. :)
Posted by: The Wife | 05/03/2010 at 11:45 AM
I've been beat lately, and busy.
So my inspirationometer is at empty.
Posted by: Matt | 05/07/2010 at 08:18 AM
I've been AWOL, sorry. Too much to do with the kids on beautiful days. It's all we can do to get the posts up lately!
But there's some great material here!
Posted by: The Wife | 05/08/2010 at 07:34 PM
Sis said "You shriek like a banshee" isn't something you'd want to say to your date, especially to a guy.
I asked her to post the long version she said, but she shrugged and said "meh".
Dunno if she will.
Posted by: Matt | 05/09/2010 at 09:56 AM