Would you like to win some soon-to-be released Uncle Walter stuff? Yeah, we know we haven't done it yet, but we're SOOOOO going to make some cups and t-shirts and stuff. So to give you a chance to win some, we're holding our first ever Caption Contest! We provide the cover, you provide the witty, funny, groan-out-loud worthy caption, and you get free stuff (in a little while). What can be better???
C'mon, people! Send your captions to [email protected]!
Fire in the Dark -- Susan Macias
"Passion's flames were no match for the scent of Magic Road Fudge! (Subtext: Dunked by a redhead hat and all, shaming even his horse.)"
"Passion's flames were no match for the happiness that is a warm gun!" -thanks sis..
"Dance the YMCA" -sis, again.. rotten sis.
"She preferred her men in daylight, bathed, she had to settle for 'quick dunking' by night."
Posted by: Matt | 04/19/2010 at 10:03 AM
Not bad -- but we've gotten some good submissions by email. You're going to have to keep working on it. ;)
Posted by: The Wife | 04/19/2010 at 06:47 PM
"Stick 'em up!" "Let me out and I'll show you what's sticking up!"
Posted by: Deanatroi | 04/20/2010 at 12:27 AM
Keep 'em coming!
Posted by: The Wife | 04/20/2010 at 07:33 AM
She looks pretty freaking evil.
And she has a gun.
Posted by: Matt | 04/20/2010 at 01:41 PM
It looks like a bad dye job on the hair, too.
Posted by: The Wife | 04/20/2010 at 02:04 PM
She's fresh from a rave.
She's hopped up on horny pills, and he's available after he gets done washing in the creek.
He'd better start scrubbing she's pretty tight o teh grip on her gun there.
Posted by: Matt | 04/20/2010 at 07:46 PM
NAKED COWBOY: ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK TO FRESNO
COMING THIS FALL!!
Posted by: Trudy | 04/22/2010 at 08:04 PM
Verbal Diarrhea Cowboy: "Red, you may have my gun, but I ain't up shit's creek without a paddle. I may be yellow but I ain't no coward. I've shat in this creek and I'm up for using a turd for a paddle."
Posted by: vamvilis | 04/25/2010 at 09:35 AM
FIRE IN THE HOLE
Passion's flames may have lit a promise in their hearts, but thanks to recent defecation, pistol fire will ignite the methane in the air
Posted by: vamvilis | 04/25/2010 at 03:11 PM
Thanks, everyone, for some awesome submissions! It was tough to choose, but we had to go with the one that made us laugh the most. :)
Posted by: The Wife | 04/27/2010 at 10:56 AM