Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

If I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight, will you pardon me?

Come tiptoe through the tulips with me.

A Woman of Passion -- Virginia Henley

Who doesn't like a little head?

I don't care what you guys think it says, but that sure as heck looks like "A Love So Bolo" to me. And personally, I don't think that kind of tie was particularly popular during whatever time period this is supposed to be.

Reader submission by J. Long
Uncle Walter cannot verify ownership of submissions, but he'll take your word for it.

A Love So Bold -- Annelise Kamada

Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need.

Unfortunately... I got stuck with this.

It takes a Hero -- Elizabeth Boyle

Nice nipples. Honeybee?

Hers are probably nice, too.

Angel Rogue -- Mary Jo Putney

Someday her Prince would come -- she just thought it would be sooner, rather than later.

Methinks that Aurora overslept a bit -- she looks like she's had a hard ride.

So This Is Love -- Elaine Coffman

She ran off to join the circus...

I bet she can swallow a mean "sword."

Sea Dream -- Terrie Valentine

Come all without, come all within...

You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn.

The Mighty Quinns: Brody -- Kate Hoffmann

The Jaundice Fairy sprinkles the saffron of seduction on all good girls and boys

Or was it the turmeric troll?

A Visit From Sir Nicholas -- Victoria Alexander

Congratulations to Vamvilis, our Caption Contest Winner!

Special Thanks to vamvilis (of The Keep), our First Ever Caption Contest Winner!  Vamvilis will receive some really cool Uncle Walter stuff!  Wanna win some, too?  We still need another caption!

Since we were asked, the winner was chosen because the caption submitted was the one that made both Uncle Walter and The Wife laugh out loud.  The slight alteration to said caption was for form, grammar, function and/or spelling, however the caption is the creation of the winner and is credited as such.

Come on, people! It can't be that hard!

We come up with captions EVERY DAY, TWICE A DAY!  You just have to do it once!  You have something funny to say, we know you do.  So say it!  Email us at [email protected], or tell it to us in the comments, or tell us at our forum.  Take out your funny stick and beat us with it!

Plus, if you come up with the very best caption, we'll give you Uncle Walter stuff!  What could be better?  Who could live (happily, at least) without Uncle Walter gear?