Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

You told me I came out of your vagina!

If you've got a 6-8 year old and you STILL don't know, get some help.

Where Do Babies Come From? -- Ruth Hummel

Fecalphilia for the romantic

On Easter? Those aren't chocolate EGGS.

Jurassic Poop -- Jacob Berkowitz

She was the town horse... everyone got to ride

And he had the hay. Now if only he'd let go of her so she could graze.

Master of Desire -- Kinley MacGregor

For their 30th anniversary, he's going to give her the traditional necklace.

Good thing her dress doubles as a tissue.

Reader submission by Karla B.
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Tender is the Storm -- Johanna Lindsey

He's super strong... and super naked

Let's just hope that he's also super-flame retardant.  Because the first thing that's going to go is his butt-hair, and that doesn't sound pleasant.

Always -- Jeane Renick

The new title from Scoliosis Press

Special Quasimodo Book Club selection.  

Reader submission by J. Long

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Fortune's Tide -- Maura Seger

This is my constipation horse! I stare at him when I need to poop!

Oh, GOD, that was a really good poop!

The Angel & the Outlaw -- Madeline Baker

Whee! Just one more push!

When she said she wanted to swing, this wasn't what he had in mind.

Sweet Everlasting -- Patricia Gaffney

Wow. That's a bit vaginal.

When the texture of your hair resembles a desert, you really should look in to a better conditioner.

All I Desire -- Rosemary Rogers

Don't move her visual acuity is based on movement, like a T-Rex

Fortunately she's not a pack hunter.

Reader submission by J. Long
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Ecstasy's Captive -- Nelle McFather