"Love me Marrietta!" it was a command.
But.. she loved Flipper instead, and just as she tried to leap over the railing to be with her finned paramour, she was rudely grabbed from behind.
Flipper yipped and splashed as he watched the proceedings.
"A little help please!" she said.
Flipper merely jumped out of the water and flipped.
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He shoulda used the chlorophorm.
Less struggling that way.
Posted by: Matt | 02/24/2010 at 05:51 PM
Is that cover supposed to be romantic in any way? I mean, for those of us who DON'T fantasize about being raped?
Oh, well. Perhaps she'll be able to knock him down as he struggles with that amazingly big dress.
Posted by: Gissel | 02/25/2010 at 02:35 AM
I dunno if it's supposed to be romantic. That and "Love Me With Fury" are both somewhat disturbing.
Posted by: The Wife | 02/25/2010 at 09:06 AM
"I" know! She tripped and was going to fall over the railing and he saved her!!! Good for him. There ya go. No more rape!
Posted by: Deanatroi | 02/25/2010 at 10:56 AM
"Love me Marrietta!" it was a command.
But.. she loved Flipper instead, and just as she tried to leap over the railing to be with her finned paramour, she was rudely grabbed from behind.
Flipper yipped and splashed as he watched the proceedings.
"A little help please!" she said.
Flipper merely jumped out of the water and flipped.
Posted by: Matt | 02/25/2010 at 12:53 PM
Yeah, flat lot of good flipper did. He'd bribed him with fish. Tossed over by a mackeral.
Posted by: The Wife | 02/26/2010 at 08:03 AM
Dropped flat for a flounder.
Posted by: Matt | 02/26/2010 at 09:08 AM
Got a whale of a tale to tell you lads...
Posted by: The Wife | 02/27/2010 at 08:07 AM
Ah, but just what did she expect Flipper to do anyway?
After all, Flipper ain't no Lassie.
Posted by: Matt | 02/27/2010 at 01:28 PM