Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers: February 2010

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February 2010

02/28/2010

For once lasting 8 seconds is considered a good thing

Now if only he can repeat the performance in bed.

Dylan -- Norah Hess

Posted at 10:50 PM in Animal Husbandry, Bucking Bronco, Danger, Firearms, Shirtless | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)

Doc Hopper has branched out

APBs have been issued for thick, hairy, muscular legs, last seen on mulleted, moobed men.

All the Time We Need -- Megan Daniel

Posted at 10:42 PM in Danger, Dislocated Members, Dr. Feelgood, Film/Television, Food and Drink, Future, Hairy, Moob, Mullet, Musicals, Shirtless, Thigh, Topaz Man | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)

Got a whale of a tale to tell you lads

And yet another life is lost as Fabio crawls from the depths of the ocean to drag away a woman by her ponytail.

Pirate -- Fabio

Posted at 10:12 PM in Animal Husbandry, Creepy, Danger, Death, Fabio, Film/Television, Food and Drink, Hairy, Moob, Naked, Pirates, Shirtless, Thigh, Weird | Permalink | Comments (6) | TrackBack (0)

02/27/2010

Hovering torso steals woman, news at ten

Just relax young lady and your uterus and I will whisk you away.

A Destiny of Love -- Ivy St. David

Posted at 09:58 PM in Creepy, Danger, Dislocated Members, Dr. Feelgood, Frolicking, Reluctance, Shirtless, Side Boob | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)

Maidens roasting on an open fire

Earwax sniffing up my nose.

Savage Rogue -- Michalann Perry

Posted at 09:27 PM in Bucking Bronco, Clothing, Danger, Death, Flamey, Hairy, Mullet, Music, Shirtless, Side Boob, Smell, Thigh, Upskirt Men | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)

She asked for a jacuzzi. He did the best he could.

She wasn't really amused.

Night Wind's Woman -- Shirl Henke

Posted at 07:57 AM in Bowel Movements, Danger, Dislocated Members, Frolicking, Mullet, Naked, Shirtless, Side Boob, Smell, Topaz Man | Permalink | Comments (5) | TrackBack (0)

02/25/2010

Leeches are a natural aphrodisiac

He took all his lovers to the swamp. He never figured out why they became anemic.

Point in Time -- Linda O. Johnston

Posted at 11:48 PM in Danger, Death, Dislocated Members, Frolicking, Hairy, Henchmen, Mullet, Shirtless, Suckling, Thigh | Permalink | Comments (6) | TrackBack (0)

02/24/2010

That's taking her Titanic fantasy just a bit too far

Next she'll have to live out her Avatar fantasy. But where will she find enough blue body paint?

Defiant Spitfire -- Kay McMahon

Posted at 11:22 PM in Danger, Death, Dislocated Members, Film/Television, Frolicking, Mullet, Pirates, Separation Anxiety, Shirtless | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)

Moobs in Spaaaace!

The mullet they throw in for free.

Banner's Bonus -- Carole Anne Lee

Posted at 11:08 PM in Dislocated Members, Film/Television, Flat Chested, Future, Moob, Mullet, Shirtless, Thigh | Permalink | Comments (4) | TrackBack (0)

Love me, damnit! I said LOVE ME!

You can lead the horse to water, but sometimes you just have to toss it overboard.

Love Me, Marietta -- Jennifer Wilde

Posted at 06:58 AM in Bastards, Creepy, Danger, Death, Dislocated Members, Mullet, Pirates, Reluctance, Separation Anxiety, Shirtless, Side Boob | Permalink | Comments (9) | TrackBack (0)

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