Got a whale of a tale to tell you lads

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02/28/2010

Got a whale of a tale to tell you lads

And yet another life is lost as Fabio crawls from the depths of the ocean to drag away a woman by her ponytail.

Pirate -- Fabio

Posted at 10:12 PM in Animal Husbandry, Creepy, Danger, Death, Fabio, Film/Television, Food and Drink, Hairy, Moob, Naked, Pirates, Shirtless, Thigh, Weird | Permalink

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Is he wearing hoop earrings on the cover?

Posted by: Laura | 02/28/2010 at 10:33 PM

Yeap. But you know, I think this is the most acceptable cover with Fabio on it (which doesn't mean it is good, though). I mean, he doesn't look so freaky.

Posted by: Gissel | 02/28/2010 at 10:48 PM

Even with the water and being oiled up, he's still fugly.

Posted by: Olivia | 03/01/2010 at 01:20 AM

I actually bought this book back in the day. *blush*

Hey, I was 18! That's an excuse, right?

Posted by: Kerrie | 03/01/2010 at 08:18 AM

It was merely an accident during the show!
Fabio didn't mean to crawl onto the beach and chew the woman in half with his eyelids, nor did he mean to spear her with his nose while snorting and trampling her.
Just remember, this is the only place to see wild Fabios, and accidents are bound to happen.

Posted by: Matt | 03/01/2010 at 10:16 PM

Kerrie, I'm sorry -- I don't know if that's a good enough excuse. It IS Fabio after all.

G, I have a cover where you can barely tell that it's him. We'll do it soon.

Matt, glad you got the joke.

Posted by: The Wife | 03/04/2010 at 06:18 PM

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