Being an immortal, Connor's acrophobia made even less sense. But Jane allowed him to "swing" her from five inches off the ground anyway. Personally, she'd just as soon walk. Or maybe ride the bus.
It's like a "plot" from some porno. Delivery man arrives with a bouquet from sub-standard boyfriend, so to make up for the lack, offers himself instead.
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