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10/28/2009

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Laura

Best cover yet, OMG he has a rose growing out of his ass...LOL!

La Femme

Really? Better than the pigs???

Laura

NOTHING is funnier than roses growing out of your ass!

Matt

Those butt thorns have got to be a killer.
That's why he uses Preperation H...

La Femme

With cooling gel!

Matt

And fresh minty scent.

La Femme

And peppermint flavored.

Gissel

LOL!!

Matt

Now with flavorburst crystals.

La Femme

Flavor that lasts all day!

Matt

And that fresh all over feeling!

La Femme

Because sometimes you just feel "not so fresh".

Matt

Where will you be when the urge hits?

La Femme

Doing it country cool.

Matt

Livin' Large with Enzyte.

La Femme

Staying fresh, staying cool.

Matt

When the mounds on the can turn blue, you know she's as cold as the rockies..(Insert ready to drink joke here)

La Femme

Since we're making adjustments to it now... That's quite a head on that!

Matt

And it won't fill you up or slow you down.

The Wife

But it will cause BLOATING and DIARRHEA.

Matt

That's why he trusts pemptmo dismal, it soothes and coats on the way down, and then dries concrete in rapid time.

La Femme

Then they make it into two patties, add special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, then put it on a sesame seed bun.

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