Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers: October 2009

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October 2009

10/31/2009

Meyerpire fangirls are NOT amused

The Black Dragon -- Allyson James

Posted at 10:04 PM in Caped Crusaders, Creepy, Film/Television, Moob, Shirtless, Suckling, Supernatural | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)

10/30/2009

Grizzly Adams visits the brothel

That $10 bought her body, but he couldn't make her like it.

The Wild Rose -- Rene J. Garrod

Posted at 11:39 PM in Bucking Bronco, Creepy, Dislocated Members, Film/Television, Flamey, Hairy, Music, Reluctance, Side Boob | Permalink | Comments (16) | TrackBack (0)

10/29/2009

He will forever be haunted by the souls of the 30 dead squirrels beneath his butt

He's wearing purple, he's in a field of flowers, and he's riding on a squirrel blanket. He's either extremely confident in his masculinity or he's fully embraced his alternative lifestyle.

The Pride of Lions -- Marsha Canham

Posted at 10:44 PM in Animal Husbandry, Bucking Bronco, Clothing, Death, Dislocated Members, Hairy | Permalink | Comments (20) | TrackBack (0)

10/28/2009

Rectal prolapse shouldn't be this funny

That's one hell of an ass tulip... er... rose.

The Silver Rose -- Jane Feather

Posted at 08:15 PM in Bowel Movements, Creepy, Dislocated Members, Dr. Feelgood, Flat Chested, Gardening, Shirtless, Side Boob, Weird | Permalink | Comments (22) | TrackBack (0)

10/27/2009

Tighty-whities need a correction

Even he is trying to help her! She should have gone with a thong.

The Wedding Night of an English Rogue -- Jillian Hunter

Posted at 08:34 PM in Clothing, Music, Shirtless, Weddings | Permalink | Comments (5) | TrackBack (0)

10/26/2009

Your cheatin' heart will make you weep

Cheating on your boyfriend? Bad. Cheating on your boyfriend on the same cover? Even worse!

George picked a bad day to choose the heavy sword, and Ralph couldn't bear to watch.

Forever and a Lifetime -- Jennifer Horsman

Posted at 10:46 PM in Danger, Fabio, Henchmen, Music, Shirtless, Thigh | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)

10/25/2009

These boots are made for wading

Why is he wearing a skort? Or are they culottes?

The Pirate and the Pagan -- Virginia Henley

Posted at 10:17 PM in Animal Husbandry, Clothing, Dislocated Members, Frolicking, Moob, Mullet, Pirates, Shirtless, Side Boob, Upskirt Men | Permalink | Comments (10) | TrackBack (0)

10/24/2009

Sean Connery always was a tad violent

Bride's Delimma --Violet Winspear

Posted at 10:40 PM in Bastards, Creepy, Danger, Film/Television, Reluctance | Permalink | Comments (7) | TrackBack (0)

10/23/2009

400 mink died for his cloaking pleasure

Why is she holding his moob?

Lady of Conquest -- Teresa Medeiros

Posted at 10:37 PM in Animal Husbandry, Caped Crusaders, Clothing, Flat Chested, Hairy, Weird | Permalink | Comments (13) | TrackBack (0)

10/22/2009

Ack! Zombie leg!

It's ugly guy again! Ack! Was he a Fabio of his time or something? God, even Fabio was better looking than this!

The White Raven -- Mary Mayer Holmes

Posted at 09:51 PM in Creepy, Death, Dislocated Members, Fabio, Henchmen, Shirtless, Side Boob, Thigh, Weird | Permalink | Comments (7)

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